"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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