It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i think i have two assholes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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