that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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