Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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