Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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