I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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