My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
tell me about the eggs
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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