i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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