Did you just see the Batmobile???
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Hippo gnu deer
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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