I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
The beer is more important than you right now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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