The maid of honor just puked.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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