no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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