k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm bleeding and have questions
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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