at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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