Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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