How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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