my mouth tastes like poor choices
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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