so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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