how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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