remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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