can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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