So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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