Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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