Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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