do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
