You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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