think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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