Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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