why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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