I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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