Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm like, not good at living.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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