Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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