Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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