ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.