I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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