watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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