everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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