We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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