i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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