Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i love accidental penises.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
