guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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