Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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