Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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