We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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