People in love make me want to vomit
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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