I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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