but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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