I wanna passion pit in your ass
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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