You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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