The maid of honor just puked.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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