doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to jail i love you
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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