Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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