i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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