Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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