I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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