glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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