It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Panties = found
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize